Sunday, April 29, 2012

Roommate hijinks

    Once upon a time I came home to find two large decorative snowmen in our dining room. They stand on their own, they're stuffed. One is about 3.5 feet tall, the other is about 2.5 feet tall. They came from Michelle's mother's house to decorate ours for the Christmas season. They found a home filling in one corner of our living room and lived there happily for several weeks. However eventually it came time to reorganize the living room due to changes in furniture and there was nowhere for them to stay in the living room. As we were reorganizing and cleaning I asked Michelle "What should I do with the snowmen?" She didn't reply, and I had a thought so I said as I walked out of the room "I know, I'll put them in the craft room" To which Michelle hastily replied "No, don't put them in there." When I inquired why not she looked at me a bit bemused and it turns out that she had heard "I'll put them in your bathroom" Which explains the response.
   I decided it would be really funny to sneak it into her bathroom and surprise her with it. So one day while she was at work I put the small snowman in her tub, where you couldn't see it unless you were on the toilet or turning on the shower (I made sure you'd see/feel it before you turned on the shower)

Turns out this precaution was a good thing, since that's how Michelle found him, when she went to take a shower and she touched him as she reached in to turn the knob. She was surprised. Success!
   Thus the snowman hide and seek game was born. It turned into quite the thing for a while. Over the next few weeks he got to see lots of new places:
My bed.
I came home from church to find him that way.

Kassie's Closet
It took her a few weeks to find him. I think it was only when she was packing stuff up to move (she was getting married soon) that he turned up...

under our kitchen sink!
He barely fit. It was quite surprising every time you needed to do the dishes and went to get the soap.

Michelle's car
Placed there after she went to bed one evening because I know where he spare keys are

Behind Diana's door
 Like a creeper!

In Diana's closet
She took too long to move him, so I moved him for her...

Michelle's bed
 We completely covered him with the pillows, but that doesn't work for a picture. She was quite surprised by this one.

In mine and Diana's bathtub
 This time with his friend who got evicted from the craft room.

And now they're happily residing in the doorway of the storage room, waiting to startle whoever needs something from in there... which is pretty much only ever me. Which is funny because I'm the one that put them there = )





Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Mmmm, Pi...

  We had a rocking Pi day, my friends Troy and Willie and I. We made pie till 1:15 in the morning! Then enjoyed it at 1:30. Because of a series of mishaps I don't know all of we didn't start really making the pies till almost 10 pm on 3/14. The boys had bought stuff to make a pumpkin, peach, and a from scratch apple pie. They also bought a frozen chocolate pie. Mmmm. The pie type choices were actually all my favorite pies. Troy had asked for ideas of the kinds of pie we should make and that's what I had text back, "I like apple, pumpkin and peach the most. Any of those would be good." So they went for all 3.
  Troy started making crusts while Willie and I sliced apples and made the best caramel sauce ever to go in the apple pie. We put the apples in the crust, put the lattice of crust on top, the poured the caramel over the top so it coated the lattice and seeped into the apples. Yummy.
  The peach pie was just a canned filling from the store. It proudly declared that one can would make one 9 inch pie. Well, we poured it in the crust and thought, "that's the least filling I've ever seen in a pie." It really looked like it should've said 2 cans makes 1 nine inch pie. And as it happened, for some unknown reason- even to them- the boys had bought a can of apple pie filling while at the store- even though we were making our apple pie from scratch. So we decided that half of a peach pie was better than a skimpily filled peach pie and we shoved all the peaches on to one half of the crust and dumped the apples into the other half. Scrumptious!
  The pumpkin pie was pretty standard. No funny story here. Pumpkin pie... Delectable!
When we went to put the top on the pea-pple pie Troy was sad that he hadn't been able to finish his cookie cutter in the shape of pi. He had busted out his HP and made a very precise template for this cookie cutter he was going to make out of a big can he'd cut the top and bottom off of. He had to make sure that the perimeter of the pi shape was the same as the circumference of his can. It was actually pretty impressive stuff. Anyway, he didn't finish it, so instead of using a cool cookie cutter we cut the template out and used a knife to cut out the pi shape from the top of the pea-pple pie and then placed the cut out on the pumpkin pie when it was sufficiently baked. It looked pretty cool.
  The baking was quite exciting. The pea-apple baked at 350 for an hour, the pumpkin and homemade apple baked for 15 min at 350 then longer at 400, 50-60 min and 30-40 min respectively. But we only had one oven, and it was already past 11. So we figured it all out. We baked the pea-pple pie for 45 minutes. We then added the other two pies for 15 more minutes. Then we removed the apple pie and cranked up the temp to bake the other 2 for the proper amount of time. It mostly worked. The problem came in when we added the other 2 pies. They got a little toasty on the top. For some reason we had tin-foiled the crust of the pea-pple, but not the other two. We ended up taking out the apple early to stop the scorching, we figured we could handle slightly crunchy apples. The pumpkin just had to suffer and stay in the whole time. Fortunately it had very little crust exposed to be scorched.
  As the pies baked we passed the time playing uno and mexican train dominoes. At shortly after 1 we pulled the last of the pies out of the oven, enjoyed our frozen chocolate pie (Delish!) and some peach pie, our friend Sarah joined us after she had gotten off work at 1, and we played more dominoes. At 1:30 we decided the apple pie would be sufficiently cool to eat, so we ate it. As we cut slices the caramel would hit the bottom of the pie pan and sizzle. We were all very impressed at the heat retention of the glass pie pan, until we realized the reason was because the burner it was sitting on was still on from when we made the caramel. Well, looks like cooking at late hours does have it's hazards. Fortunately we did not burn down the house or injure anyone. But we did make good pie, and enjoyed it at 1:30 am.
If you look closely at the pea-pple you can see the different fillings. = ) Hooray for nerds cooking!